Thursday, August 14, 2008
lest ye be agnostic ...
PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS (AND LOVES ME):

Yes, I am now in the modern era - aka the age of Leopard. I am still playing with it, but so far, it is indeed proof of a beneficent Higher Being (whose favorite children are obviously the Mac users of the world, lol).


PROOF THAT THERE IS, IN FACT, A DEVIL:

And that dear old Mephistopheles is in fact a misogynistic factory foreman for one the trillion Chinese sweat-shops that supply Wal-Mart. You see, in a fit of stupidity/cheapness I thought I would give a $12 Wal-Mart bra a try (it galls me to no end to spend upwards of $35 whenever it's time for a new one of my beloved Goddess standbys). I was suckered in by the endorsement of Queen Latifah (an endorsement proven by one of the tags), it's pride in having a 'leotard-style back', and it's claim to minimize by a full 1.5 inches 'so clothes fit better'. Ok, that's a lie, I was suckered in by the price tag! But whatever the allure - what I got was a REALLY stiff neck, and a bra I wouldn't wear again if you paid me.

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With love, from the insane membrane of LuluBunny
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I've adopted a virtual pig because in Chinese Astrology Pigs and Rabbits are supposed to be the best matches. CLICK on PORK CHOP to give her love (if you do it enough she'll roll in the mud). If you CLICK the MORE button you can clean her or feed her!

adopt your own virtual pet!


      
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